I Don't Like.........

Well...yesterday sucked. And I don't mean just a little.....I mean it sucked from the moment my eyes opened because my alarm didn't go off, until just before I went to bed and found out that someone whom had done something very nice for me.....thought I didn't appreciate it. Everything in between sucked too. I have hopes that today turns out to be much better as I don't think I can survive another sucky day!

So to like or not to like. I think in going with yesterdays less than stellar mood, we will go with the things I don't like. Hmmmm...... Instead of just one, I think I will list a bunch for you. I seem to be building up and boiling over with this kind of thing anymore.....so I guess I will just go with it. Here are the things I currently dislike.... as follows:

I do not like child proof medicine bottles that only a child can manage to open.

I don't like people who argue with me when I am RIGHT. This list includes but is not limited to: school administration, my children, my co-workers, my dogs, and my family.

I don't like the US Postal service who obviously have an issue with getting a stinking card from point A to B. Who knew you needed to insure a card?

I don't like being my age (somewhere around 29) and still having acne. Again...don't correct me when I am deep in thought.

I don't like having gray hair, droopy eyes and an even droopier_________________! Go ahead and pick. Pretty much any part of my body will fit in the blank.

I don't like doctors offices, ER's or hospitals (especially the ones with stupidly blocked off parking.)

I don't like planking, skate boarding or any other crazy sport that might require me to have to end up in any of the above places.

I don't like scales, diets or exercise although I seemed to have mastered one of the three.

I don't like know-it-alls or people without children who think they have all the answers on raising children. It makes me want to hand them my child.....and run!

I don't like extreme cold or extreme heat. I think I want to be a Florida girl.

I don't like brussel sprouts, German sausage, or dark beer. (Note to self....stay out of Germany....you will starve).

I don't like bratty kids, nosey neighbors, or rude teens.

I don't like scary movies, extreme anything, or raw fish.

I don't like Jersey Shore, Keeping up with the Kardashians, or Toddlers and Tiara's......and yet I find myself watching them. WHY?

I don't like two seater cars, booty shorts or boys who sag their pants down to their knees. No one wants to see your nasty ol' skivvies.

And finally......I don't like dogs that bite, cats with attitude, bees, wasps, yellow jackets, hornets, horse flies, wild game, sycamore trees, leaky plumbing, bad wiring, high electrical bills, the IRS, SRS, welfare, the House, the Senate, politicians in general, haters, cleaning house, painting walls, a dirty house, dishes in the sink and unshaved legs.

Other than that.....I'm good! Hope you have a fantastic Thursday!